The Quest For Middle Campion

>Disclaimer : "Characters in Story Do Not Relate to any Persons in Real Life, As far as the reader is concerend these personalities have all been fabricated for your entertainment. This story does not relate any of the authors veiws or any actually factual event/opinion."

>Author: Geddon of the DsK
>The Quest for Middle Campion (Directors Cut)
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Once upon a time, there was a financially challenged boy named Andrew. He had to take his cow to market to trade for food but he had ADD (Attention Deficit Dissorder) and instead traded the cow for "balls".

So he was walking along when he met Shanique and Hordan. Andrew gave Hordan some "balls", Hordan was very happy to receive some 'balls' and Shanique, who seemed happier than Hordan that he got some "balls," (self explanitory) gave Andrew a "smooth cilindrical object". Andrew did not know what the "smoothe cilindrical object" was for and he was pretty fscking sure that he did not want to know.

So Andrew continued his stroll until he met Elvin. Elvin appearantly recognized the "smoothe cylindrical object" and wanted it, very very badly. So he trade Andrew some "candy" for it. The candy later turned out to be "flavoured condomns". Elvin said the "candy" was delicious. Unrelatedly it was at that time Andrew decided to walk faster.

Then after walking pass Elvin, he met Sania and Nawten. He then gave Nawten the "Candy" and Nawten ran off with them and left Sania all alone. Sania was so happy that she gave andrew some stuff belonging to Nawten. So Andrew got some "handcuffs and leather whips" ( Fscking perv).

Then he met Hary, Hary was tired of his many many girlfriends so he took Andrew's handcuffs and whips to spice things up. Hary then gave Andrew, Molique. (YAY! win win scenario )

Then he met Domadick. Domadick was lonely and needed some one to yell sh17 at. Andrew tired of Molique's constant......... Moliqueness diceded to ditch her 4ss ....errr..... trade her to Domadick. In exchange Domadick gave Andrew .....................
A picture of "Orland BLOOM"( Andrew didnt want to now how or why so he just walked along)

Andrew was walking along merrily on his way untill he was vicously attacked/fscked up badly by someone who then stole his picure of "orlando bloom", he seriosly had no idea who it was, remember he had ADD (*caugh*Manda*caugh*), but she left something behind...... .
so Andrew got a "tampon" ( What the Fsck?) and walked on.

Then he met Shanique Thomas, again and Janel Vadel. Shanique got tired of her boyfreind and his "Magic fingers" (How much does psyciatry treatment cost nowadays?)
Shonique was being annoying and telling everyone about her period. Sooooooo... Andrew took the tampon and shoved it (remember he has add) in her mouth to shut her the fsck up. (Well atleast he didnt go with his seciond guess...)
Janel Vadel was so happy that she gave Andrew a "Hentai Picture of Inuyasha" (No matter how much Andrew liked Anime and inuyasha he still reluctantly put it in his pants..... pocket.)

So Andrew walked along untill he heard a high pitched dolphin screach it was the Dolphin gurl (Whose secret identity was weed addict Neia Black) chasing him down. She said she would do anything for that picture.... Andrew ( after having a few ideas in mind) traded the picture for..
A bucket of Connecticut Fried Chicken ( finger anti-bacterial removant good).

After getting the CFC chicken andrew walked on untill he met Sharlene(El pollo loco aka Crazy Chicken lady).
She said the CFC chicken had MAD CHICKEN DISEASE and it was just what she needed to finish her plan to rid the world of HIPPIES!!
Andrew quickly took the "Sack of Nuts" that Sharlene gave him and did not stick around to find out what she was doing (that was an understatement he got his 4ss out of there faster than you could say.....)

and so he walked on untill he met Kelisa and Lacey who
threw hot water on him and kicked his "Nut Sack" (Crazy 4ss b17ches)
Andrew felt his "hot wet nut sack" and found out that........
Inside the nuts were some magic beans. Now Andrew could have planted the magic beans but becaus of his ADD (Attention Defisit Dissorder) he decided to trade it for some other wierd sh17.

And Andrew walked on untill he came across Gizle Jamerson.
Gizle Jamerson quickly took Andrew's magic beans and ate them. Before Andrew could think to himself why he was such a dumb 4ss and didnt eat the beans himself............... Gizle exploded because it turned out that they were magic exploding beens ( Andrew must have forgot to mention that part to Gizle)
So among her bloody organs and stomach contents Andrew found "a one weeks subscription to Pent house" ( once again its better not to ask questions) and so andrew walked on untill he met German Clake .

German Clarke seamed very upset because his internet had shut down and and he seemed to have misplaced his pants. Andrew saw no connection between the two what so ever.
So Andrew gave German all the issues of penthouse he got from the membership. German was very elated........ He took them and quickly ran off to some dark and dank corner of the room. He seemed to be busy doing something but he managed to throw a role of toilet paper at Andrews head. (YAY!.... wait...... WHAT THE FSCK!?)
Then Andrew took the toilet paper and didnt walk on but went to the bath room because he had been walking for too damn long and needed to take a piss.

In the next stall he heared some wierd sounds like " arrrrrrgh" like a wierd constipated pirate. The person in the next stall was out of toilet paper and said "WOMAN! give me that toilet paper now!" andrew slid the toilet paper under the door. Then the mysterious person slid a "bag of weed" under the door and said thanks.
Andrew took the "bag of weed" and got the fsck out of there. But, before he left he heared "lalalala it goes around the world" being sung from the stall.

So he walked on untill he met Penner Nissa . Penner Nissa was wobbleing alot and seemed to be high.

Logiacal explination: Actually Penner was always high but his body got used to it. But he hadn't smoked in weeks and it seemed that it had a reverse effect on him. Without weed he couldnt function properly.

Penner's explination: Without mi weed a aint Penner indeed.

So Andrew gave Penner Lakeman's....errr.... i meen the mysterious bathroom person's "bag of weed" lukily Penner wasnt high enough to think straight yet
So Penner gave Andrew a burnt CD collection about Aliens, UFO's, Stargate 1, Nuclear mislles, spy videos of Lain and a list of dumb questions to ask at any given time.

-Who will Andrew meet next? What the fsck is the point of his journey? All these questions and more to be answered EVENTUALLY!

To Be Continued........