Phear the naughty* liquids

The following drink will suffice for the refreshment and intoxication of any individuals.

So this is a great refreshment for when ur boared, alone, sad, lonely, depressed or contemplating a mass homocide....errrr come to think of it its not such a good idea for the last one.

--+++Cranberry Soother+++---

Ingredients

- cranberry juice (iced)
- whisky/tequila/wine/sherry/bacardi/vodka (preferably all of the above)
- fresh cranberries

Method

Freeze cranberry juice in an ice-tray. Place 2-4 cubes in desired glass (wide based or champagne glass) Pour desired amount of alchoholover cubes. Throw in a few cranberries and prepare to get drunk bi7ch.

*Note*

- iced cranbarry juice optional.
- cranberries optional.
- drinking from the glass optional.
- DRINK BEFORE YOUR PARENTS GET HOME!!!!